The Dallas Legacy

So: faradaylegacy.

Guys... I want to start a new legacy. See, this is what happened:

I had to reinstall Windows two weeks ago, so I made backups of my Sims folders to drop back in after I reinstalled the game and expansions. I decided to try out BV, which was a huge mistake because it made my game lag so viciously I haven't been able to play more than an hour at a time because it was just too frustrating. So I got rid of BV. I was sure I still had the backups I'd made two weeks ago, but when I went looking for them, they were nowhere to be found. Luckily, I have backups I made after installing BV, so my game files are still there, they just can't be played without BV.

I'll be getting more RAM tomorrow, so I can reinstall BV and play it until I get FT, and then get rid of BV again. But, I've heard people with killer computers complain about BV lag, so there's no guarantee the RAM will help all that much. And I won't be getting FT for at least two weeks, because I can't afford both the RAM and FT all at once, and I don't want to even attempt to run another expansion before I get that RAM.

Or I can extract the Dallases from the BV saves, drop them into a BV-less game, and fix their personalities, skills, jobs, etc. with SimPE. And build them another new house (I'd just finished one two weeks ago). And live with the fact that none of them will have memories or familial ties to their ancestors and I won't have any gravestones and it won't be the real Dallases. I know it's silly to worry about that, but it does bother me.

Or... I can scrap the Dallases and start a new legacy. I think I'm mostly inclined to do this because I was so unbelievably frustrated when playing them over the last two weeks. I know it's not their fault, but all the same, it just made me really sick of them. Also, most of my downloads mysteriously went missing, and although the lovely and amazing simplicist is going to send me her downloads, I don't know when she'll have the time to do it, and I'd rather not start the Dallases again without them. But I could start playing a fresh lot tomorrow with very minimum CC!

Ugh, I don't know. I loved the Dallases, but I'm so weary of them now, and I'd like a fresh start without the headaches of a huge house and eight Sims on the lot. And I'm sure a new legacy would bring the lulz just as much as the Dallases did. So do I really need them?

So, my friends: what do you think?

MOAR QUESTIONZ: Founder names? I'm sort of in love with the surname Faraday right now, but I'm at a loss for a first name.

Last week, we followed all four Dallas kids to college, where they had lots of sex, generally with the same people.

Also, the family tree has been updated. I actually had to make an entirely new one because I accidentally flattened the .psd of the other one. OOPS.





( What. The. Fuck. )

Previously on the Dallas Legacy, Evan and Avery became teens. Evan went downtown to search for women and gagged at everyone he met, while Avery had a blind date with Erin's boyfriend, Percy. Then I got bored with playing four teenagers and sent them off to college so I could get bored with four young adults.





( Let's talk about sex, baby! Let's talk about you and me! )

Last we left off, Dionne had ANOTHER SET OF TWINS OMG WHY. All four kids spent hours and hours at the law podium belching and laughing like hyenas. I killed Jason because having eight Sims on a lot is bad for my health. Then Kendra had a rather inappropriate conversation with Greg on her bed.

This is a really short update, because I probably won't be playing much for the next week and I'd rather do a short update now than wait another week or more to do a longer one. Bottom line: TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET.





( HO HO HO! Oops, wait, wrong legacy. )

Last we left off, Dionne HATED EVERYTHING THAT EVER EXISTED, EVER. Then she graduated college, married Greg, and popped out twins, Ashley and Erin.





( And that is what we call, BURRRRRRRRRRN )

Since it might be getting a bit confusing by this point.

( Follow the yellow brick road. )

Last we left off, poor neglected little Dionne was declared heir, laughed like a hyena, went to college, hated the world, and lost her virginity to Benjamin Long's Irish Nephew in a hot tub!





( Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the biggest bitch of all? )

On our last episode, Kendra married Jason and popped out three kids: Cody, a really whiny little asshole, Mr. Smileyface Linden, and the most ignored and neglected child evar, Dionne. Worried about Danica's future intentions towards her great-grandchildren, I killed her—THOUGH I WILL MISS HER GREATLY I SWEAR IT. Hayden also died.





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Last we left off, Kendra was declared heir and went to college where she became MY FIRST VAMPIRE EVAR YAYZ!!!!1! and I realized how damned annoying vampires actually are. She also completely autonomously won the heart (and loins) of pedosmiler Jason Stokes. And I killed Cheryl.





( I personally prefer my babies over-easy. )

Last we left off, Kendra developed multiple personalities and Brody developed XXXTREME DUMB! Renee was born, and was boring. Hayden and Cheryl became very attractive elders, while Danica remained a perpetually young adult. I guess that about covers it.

Warning: No nudity. D:





( You're so vain, I bet you think this post is about you. Well... okay. It is. )

Last time on Days of our Dallases, Danica was resurrected by Hayden who then proceeded to smack the hell out of her every chance he got. Cheryl popped out two kids, Brody and Kendra, and was pregnant with a third. And best of all, KENT DIED!

Warning: Do I really have to warn you every time?





( DEMONS BEGONE! )

Last we left off, Hayden was chosen as heir, and proposed to Lydia, but later found someone better ie. more insane, so dumped Lydia with the help of Danica who flirted with Lydia to make Hayden hate her, and OH YEAH SPEAKING OF DANICA, she kind of died and the world ended and everything is a DARK, BLACK HOLE.

And now onto generation three, FIIIIIIIINALLY.

Warning: XXXTREME DUMB.





( It cans be legasy tiem nao? )

On our last episode, Hayden and Helena went to college, and played the bass. A lot. And got laid. After a makeover, Troy was surprisingly beautiful, but it doesn't matter because the key to winning girls' hearts is farting. Danica cheated on Kent a few more times, but by this point he didn't give a shit. So all is good!

Warning: Frequent use of the word fuck, and some showering nudity that I hope Photobucket doesn't ban this time, motherfuckers. Oh, and it's REALLY BLOODY LONG.





( Who let the cows out? WHO? WHO, WHO WHO? )

Last we left off, Hayden and Helena ushered their pimply adolescence in with synchronized farts. Troy became a child, and thus began his slightly disturbing love affair with books; later, he grew up to be shockingly ugly. Danica screwed a few people. And Kent continued being Mr. Oblivious.

Warning: I don't know, probably something. Nudity, swearing, take your pick.





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Last we left off, Danica and Kent were raising Danica's illegitimate babies with another guy, Hayden and Helena. Danica continued to fail miserably in the social arena, while Kent stole the title of Delayed Reaction Man from Greg Proops. Together they had another kid, Troy, who grew up to be a deceivingly cute toddler with the CHEEKBONES OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Warning: Excessive swearing ahead. What can I say, this is one angry family.





( YOU MUST BE AT LEAST 7 YEARS OLD TO ENTER )

Last we left off, which was so damn long ago thanks to computer troubles that I wouldn't blame you if you'd forgotten about this legacy entirely, Danica Dallas, a romance Sim with zero nice points, unsurprisingly made enemies all over town, but somehow managed to get at least two guys to sleep with her. She got unexpectedly knocked up by one of them, though I didn't tell you who NYAH NYAH! And oh yeah, she had twins grumble grumble.





( BACKSTREET'S BACK, ALL RIGHT! )

The creators of the Mayfair Legacy and the Foxworth Legacy now bring you a new legacy... a legacy with absolutely no drama, no scandal, and no storyline. And very possibly, no point.





( Aaaaaaaaand we're off! )